In a Bar
A man attends a call from a ringing mobile and speaks...
Wife:"Da'ling now I'm shopping.Shal I get Rs.1 lac jewel?"
Man:Sure honey..get it ma
Wife:"1 silk saree worth Rs.20000/- dear. Shall...I?"
Man:1 saree not enough honey,take one more da
Wife:"OK dear,Shall I use ur credit card?"
Man:Sure ma,with pleasure
All freinds ask him after he put down his mobile- "U love ur wife this much?"
Man asked, "Xcuse me, Whose mobile is this?"